Welcome to The Unemployable Shop
Built by One of Us—for All of Us

I’m Jeff Long. I’ve been self-employed for over 20 years, built multiple 7-figure businesses, and paid out millions in commissions to people who chose freedom over a paycheck. I created Unemployable because this isn’t just branding—it’s how I’ve lived my life. And I know there are millions more just like me.

Unemployable is for the ones who never fit the mold. The creators, risk-takers, freelancers, and founders who couldn’t sit still even if they tried. The ones who know what it means to build from scratch, fail forward, and laugh through the chaos.

This shop is my tribute to the real-life highs, lows, and WTF moments of building life on your own terms. Whether you're just getting started, already running your own thing, or somewhere in between—you’re home. No suits, no gatekeepers, no apologies. Just freedom, hustle, and a whole lot of self-respect. 

Wear it like a badge.
This isn’t just merch—it’s a signal. A quiet nod to those who get it. A daily reminder that you’re choosing your own path—and you're not looking back.
Every piece of Unemployable gear says something loud and clear: I don’t follow. I build. So throw it on, stand tall, and own who you are— UNEMPLOYABLE.